Mini Sinners

Mini list of some sins and sinners that drive me round the twist, and their crimes!

• Go Compare Adverts - Crimes Against Hearing

Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!!!! OMG these are toe curlingly cringing and the song is quite possibly the most annoying thing I have ever heard!!! Apparently the guy who sings in them has had people threaten to beat him up in the street - maybe they have the right idea! JUST STOP!

• Southwest Trains - Crimes Against Timekeeping

Seriously, if you can't run a service on time the second two snowflakes or a single leaf hits the track, QUIT! Sell up, ship out! Monopoly on travel so they have no reason to improve, so let's start setting the train fares based on consumer feedback. Bet they'd perk up their act bloody soon then!

• Sunday Drivers - Crimes Against Sanity

If you can't drive even remotely close to the speed limit, get the hell out of my way! I'm not asking you to all be speed freaks, a few would be nice but hey, but you either need to work out that the pedal on your right makes the car go faster or just stop driving.
And don't even get me started on those idiots who straddle two lanes as they merge into one - there's two lanes for a reason moron!!!

• Weekly Magazines With Models - Crimes Against Reality

Okay, I have never bought one of these and I never will. But I still morally object to a set up which involves taking about three years to collect all the parts, at about ten times the cost of just buying the model and passing themselves off as a money saving great idea. Start actually showing how long the series will run and how much it'll cost in the end and I'll reconsider your place in this list!

• People Who Can't Grasp The Ingredients In A Sprizter - Crimes Against Alcohol

Wine + soda water = spritzer
Wine + lemonade = wine and lemonade

Simple. Got it?! Good!

• Muffin Tops - Crimes Against My Eyes!

This is so simple, and happens all the time when it could so easily be avoided! We'd most of us like to be a little slimmer than we are, god knows I would, but this doesn't mean if you buy a pair of jeans one size too small you'll magically morph into that size. You will, however, ooze over the top of your jeans and traumatise everyone around you. Pack it in, preferably IN CLOTHES THAT FIT YOU!!!

More to follow, and let me know any of your "mini sinners"! x